On Episode 14 we started a new feature where the show hosts will brazenly declare a what might be an utterly nonsense prediction to do with Hearts. This page serves as a reminder of some of the crap we speak and will be updated once our facts have been disproven.
- 8th September (Tam) – Hearts will go unbeaten during the 2020-21 season (competitive matches only) – Dead – Tam’s prediction failed on Friday 20th November after Hearts were defeated by Dunfermline Athletic.
- 15th September (Ando) – Liam Boyce will finish the season with the lowest GPG of any recognised forward player – Active
- 22nd September (Shanks) – Hearts will not start with the same first XI back to back in any of the opening 10 competitive matches – Completed Correct
- 29th September (Kev) – Hearts will have the best goal for total and the smallest goals against total in the 2020-21 season – Active
- 29th September (Rob Borthwick) – Robbie Neilson will have an unblemished record against Hibs in the 2020-21 season – Active
- 6th October (Brads) – Wighton will score more goals than Naismith and Halkett to score more than both of them – Active
Hearts Forwards GPG 2020-21
| Rank | Player | Position | Appearances | Goals | Assists | Penalties | Missed Penalties | Hat-trick | Win Ratio | GPG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |   Liam Boyce | Forward | 17 | 11 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 64.71 | 0.647 |
| 2 |   Craig Wighton | Forward | 13 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 76.92 | 0.462 |
| 3 |   Armand Gnanduillet | Forward | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60.00 | 0.400 |
| 4 |   Josh Ginnelly | Forward, Midfielder | 9 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 88.89 | 0.333 |
| 5 |  Jamie Walker | Forward, Midfielder | 20 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 65.00 | 0.300 |
| 6 |  Steven Naismith | Forward, Midfielder | 19 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 63.16 | 0.263 |
| 7 |  Olly Lee | Midfielder | 15 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80.00 | 0.200 |
| 8 |  Elliott Frear | Midfielder | 11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 81.82 | 0.182 |
| 9 |  Andy Irving | Midfielder | 19 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 63.16 | 0.158 |
| 10 |  Euan Henderson | Forward, Midfielder | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 75.00 | 0.125 |
| 11 |  Andy Halliday | Defender, Midfielder | 20 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 65.00 | 0.100 |
| 12 |   Peter Haring | Defender, Midfielder | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 83.33 | 0.083 |